too lazy to masturbate can you do it for me
[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”
“sure thing son whatchu need”
yeah mom im ok i just dont want to be alive haha
i always flip the first test page extra loudly just to show everyone that im better than them
what do you call a message sent by a girl?
i got 7 messages saying this joke is offensive & that i’m the reason feminism exists